Sunday, January 31, 2010

01/31/10

First the guy that drives me places was gone almost all week. I was growing a little concerned because if he didnt come back, who would drive me places? I wasnt really sure what was going on. He did finally come home late on Friday night though, I did a happy dance. Then yesterday they left me alone again, they keep saying they are getting rid of my Jeep. This is also disturbing to me. If they get rid of it what are they going to drive me around in? If they replace it shouldnt I be there to give the go ahead?

Anyways the world was righted a little bit today when I finally got to go for a nice long walk at the park (where the white womens at!). I also ran into a little girl who knew more about me than probably anyone we have ever run into, and she was probably 10 at the most. She knew what I was, what I was breed for, and that I love children. It was amazing.

Puppy Power!


How you doin?


Frozen drool, my own, I am impressive.


White Womens!!!



Thursday, January 28, 2010

01/28/10 Sad Puppy is sad

My male servant is gone.

I don't know where he went, I don't remember.

I think he might have told me where he went. And when he is coming back.

I will sit next to the door until he does though.

The lady servant tried to let me know something today. All I understood was daddy home, so I got all excited. But daddy was not there. The male servant is my daddy, and I miss him.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Mr. Pants: Kitten Trapper

I trapped a kitten today.





Look there he is trying to escape. You should have heard the wails.





Just look at me. Strong protector of the house. Master of my own Domain


It is not easy to be a puppy. No sir, not at all

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Squeeky!!

I was asked if I had anything to say today. I thought I would share with you a highlight of my day.

Ball


squeEKY



squEEKY


sqUEEKY


scratches 4 me

Monday, January 18, 2010

It's MLK day, and in case you didnt notice I'm black

My two white slaves (how damn far have we come) took me to the park today in search of the white bitches in honor of MLK day! Exciting. There was victory, I demand the respeks.



There is one of my slaves



The white bitches.


01/17/10 Global Warming is back

And it sucks. It was a beautiful -12 last weekend, perfect for a growing puppy. Supposed to be like 40 today, in Minnesota, in Jan! WTF. Stupid. Neways I went out today and met up with my buddy Bailey, his brother Parker was also there. Parker dont like me much because Bailey likes to play with me and he gets jealous. Stupid.

Some pictars of me and Bailey







Bailey and Parker



Some newbs running like hell from me, FUNNAY.


The guy who picks up my poop.

01/13/10 I was caught in a compromising position today

I swear to Dog nothing was going on but it was one of those situations where I look guilty as all hell. Its so embarrassing, I am constantly being mocked.



now GTFO this is a private moment.



She also wants you to GTFO.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

01/10/10 My humans suck.

Its been cool here the last couple weeks. -10ish or so with windchils in the -20's, no big deal. Being that I cant drive myself I require them to chauffeur me to and from the dog park and other places I require to be taken to. Because it has been so "cold" they have not been taking me. I have been leaving hair all over for these assclowns to knit themselves some sweaters or something and they just dont seem to get it. When I finally did get to go today it was only for a hour, massive lamers.

I at least did get this delicious bone.





Sunday, January 3, 2010

01/03/10 - I am not allowed on the bed.

I get dog hair on the sheets, cant be up there because noone likes waking up gagging on hair in the middle of the night. Stupid. Anyways no sheets means I can probably be up there.








Also one Gabby face.