12/06/09

Today was perfect for Mr Pants to be outdoors. 28 balmy degrees, windy, and just down right cold. Havent seen my girlfriend for like 2 weeks now, the bitch is probably cheating on me. This is what I get for dating white chicks. Also the snow makes crap stick in my hairy hobbit feets, which totally sucks even with the tiny bits of snow we have. That means I have to get a hair cut tomorrow, lame. I will piss on the groomers floor to show them a thing or two.

Anyways here I am with a Giant Schnauzer, he aint so giant.



They think I cant jump, but I can.