Saturday, October 17, 2009

Dear Blog, Day 1

Today I got bit in the face.

My day started with a trip to the dog park. I like the dog park a lot. All my buddies are there. I like pretty much everyone at the dog park, or anywhere else. Big dogs, small dogs, children ( I really like the childrens ) I pretty much love them all. A Stafford even tried to love me back today, did not enjoy that so much. Anyways, I frolicked, went for a swim, played a ton, a good time was had by all.

After we got done there I had my person drive me to the dog food store because I am a big boy and I eat a lot and I get very cranky if I dont get enough foods. Anyways, while there I ran into this little rat dog. Whilst trying to give him a ass sniffing to say HI, how are ya, he turned around and bit me in the face. The lady who was with the rat dog was hysterical because I was dripping bloods everywheres from my mouth and nose. I think the little rat got a good piece of my tongue and I now have a scrape on my nose. It doesnt feel all that great. I think the next time I see the rat dog I will eat it.

I did get ice cream for my whole ordeal, dont tell the Tessa person, she does not like it when I get ice cream. I also ordered steaks for dinner tonight, I am also probably not supposed to have any of that but I will get some anyways because I have "puppy dog eyes" which means I can sucker them into anything.

Ok thats enough for now, time to make someone scratch my belly. Bye bye.

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