I was banished to a doggie hotel

I do not approve. They left me there, by myself, for 2 whole days. On the whole it wasnt toooooo terrible, aside from being left there. I did get a deluxe suite, which was nice, at least I got to watch TV. The peanut butter filled Kongs were quite good. And there was doggie daycare which was pretty cool cause there were other dogs to play with. Plus the ladies loved me. I got a report card and got perfect marks for everything and Christie says she loves me.

Its nice to be home though and napping on my own floor, I need to rest up for later so I can eat someones shoe as punishment.

I am having troubles with the bitches

So I think my bitch might be cheating on me. I got to the dog park the last 2 afternoons and she was messing with Kodiak a chocolate lab (he aint even black) who I thought was my friend. As soon as I showed up she pretended like they werent doing anything but I could see them messing around before they saw me. I had to roll Kodiak on the ground a few times to show him who is boss around here. I'm not sure what I should do. I dont want to just dump her because its hard finding a good white bitch with a good fluffy white ass, but I dont like that she was messing with that mulatto mutt. I think she might be a cheating whore.

This is what she looks like.


I also went to the park today and my buddies Parker, Bailey, and Alex were all there. We played pretty hardcore.









This is strictly a man hug.

Some pictures of me in my new ride

I am getting used to it, its ok I guess. Found out that the windows roll down like in the other one so thats a good thing.





Facing the wrong way


There we go thats forward

02-07-10 Half Time

So far very good game, everything I could have asked for and more. This half time show really sucks though.

me catching some of the action.



I always get worked up and yell at the TV during these events








This half time show is STOOPID.

02-07-10 Today is the big game day!

Who do you have?
Personally I am going with Bandit.


Either way its bound to be a great game. I have been reading the scouting reports here and I am pretty excited about the big game.
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/puppy-bowl/puppy-bowl.html?dtc=apl-int-hp-drl-pb

I also got together with my buddies this morning to discuss the game, quite spirited. I also got snacks for the game today of course. So excited. I think I will nap till the game starts.


My buddies Bailey and Parker












White bitches.

02-06-10 Today was going so well, and then I was tortured

Started off with a nice trip to the park, got to run and play some, fantastic. Then I got banished to the place where they torture me. I begged and pleaded, gave them my best please god no eyes, nothing worked. I was forced to bathe and have that rancid liquid poured all over me. Forced to be brushed, multiple times. Forced to have my glorious locks hacked off. Forced to have my toes done. The worst damn part of all of this is that when the guy that drives me around comes to pick me up the torturer lady tells him and everyone else what a big baby I am. Life is so unfair.

Pre-Chop






Post-Chop






Least I got a bone.

01/31/10

First the guy that drives me places was gone almost all week. I was growing a little concerned because if he didnt come back, who would drive me places? I wasnt really sure what was going on. He did finally come home late on Friday night though, I did a happy dance. Then yesterday they left me alone again, they keep saying they are getting rid of my Jeep. This is also disturbing to me. If they get rid of it what are they going to drive me around in? If they replace it shouldnt I be there to give the go ahead?

Anyways the world was righted a little bit today when I finally got to go for a nice long walk at the park (where the white womens at!). I also ran into a little girl who knew more about me than probably anyone we have ever run into, and she was probably 10 at the most. She knew what I was, what I was breed for, and that I love children. It was amazing.

Puppy Power!


How you doin?


Frozen drool, my own, I am impressive.


White Womens!!!