11/26/09

Today I am thankful that I got to go out for walkies. And got to chase Sarge around. I also get to slobber all day because of the food smells in the house. Plus there is turkey liver cooking just for me.

I also got some McDonalds the other day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKs4aGPxWYM

11/22/09

I am not.

A Great Pyrenees
A Chesapeake Bay Retriever
A Black St Bernard
A Labradoodle
A Bouvier des flandres
A Portuguese Water Dog
A Bear
A Horse
A Pony


If you call me these things my lady slave gets angry.

This is a kitten, she hates me.




I am a Newfoundland, Newfie, Newf, Mr Pants, Wash

11/21/09

The warm weather holds out in Minnesota, almost 60 today for a high. Had a fabulous time both yesterday evening and today at the dog park. Last night I ran into my bitch at the dog park, I drooled all over her and rolled her in the sand a few times. Very hot.

Today while there I ran into a young punk ass brother of mine. The battle was monumental but I claimed victory over him. I am exhausted now and I think I will nap the rest of the afternoon until my evening walk, I need to recharge my batteries.

11/14/09

Did not want to get out of bed today but they forced me to. After I got up I demanded a trip to the park to see my buddies as long as I was forced to be awake. Got there and my Ex-girlfriend was there, shes such a bitch. Always hounding me, yap yap yap yap yap. Arg, drives me nuts.



just look at that bitch, wont even leave me alone after we've broken up.

64 balmy degrees on November 7th in Minnesota. Too hot, however there was a bonus. I got not 1 but 2 walkies today, plus plus plus I got to go swimming and not get yelled at. It was great.

This Golden was peeing in the spot I wanted to pee on, so I peed on him.

I am pooped out, literally and figuratively.

Fabulous day so far. Went to the dog park for like 2 entire hours. It is a perfect day for the dogpark, about 40 degrees, sunny. There were tons and tons of my friends there, I wasnt even the biggest dog today, there was a Mastiff that was just a hair heavier than me. Also another Newfie there, I dont see many of my brothers.

My girlfriend was also there, her name is September, shes white. I dig the white chicks, dont judge.

This Rottie doesnt have a clue as to whats coming.

Victory

I think I might sleep till tomorrow.

Dear Blog, Day 1

Today I got bit in the face.

My day started with a trip to the dog park. I like the dog park a lot. All my buddies are there. I like pretty much everyone at the dog park, or anywhere else. Big dogs, small dogs, children ( I really like the childrens ) I pretty much love them all. A Stafford even tried to love me back today, did not enjoy that so much. Anyways, I frolicked, went for a swim, played a ton, a good time was had by all.

After we got done there I had my person drive me to the dog food store because I am a big boy and I eat a lot and I get very cranky if I dont get enough foods. Anyways, while there I ran into this little rat dog. Whilst trying to give him a ass sniffing to say HI, how are ya, he turned around and bit me in the face. The lady who was with the rat dog was hysterical because I was dripping bloods everywheres from my mouth and nose. I think the little rat got a good piece of my tongue and I now have a scrape on my nose. It doesnt feel all that great. I think the next time I see the rat dog I will eat it.

I did get ice cream for my whole ordeal, dont tell the Tessa person, she does not like it when I get ice cream. I also ordered steaks for dinner tonight, I am also probably not supposed to have any of that but I will get some anyways because I have "puppy dog eyes" which means I can sucker them into anything.

Ok thats enough for now, time to make someone scratch my belly. Bye bye.